jokes that will literally never not be funny to me:
- saying “speedrun strats” every time you fuck up
- saying “first try” when you’ve tried the thing like 15 times, minimum
- saying “skill issue” when something is 100% outside of anyone’s control
(via manywinged)
20s mobster bf whos weirdly affirming because he just answers everything with “alright boss” and “on it boss” and “good idea boss” and
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